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 Scientists say if you stick
a monkey in front of a keyboard and let it bang away it will type a certain
percentage of real words accidentaly. Scientists are a funny bunch. Don't
they know that monkeys, like their lesser evolved human counterparts,
communicate using Leet?
Leet,
also known as eleet or leetspeak, is an alternative for
the English language that is used primarily on the internet and in
text messaging. Leet uses combinations of computer characters to
replace alphabet letters. For example, leet spellings of the word leet
include 1337 and l33t.
The
origin of leet is disputed. Popular thought has computer programmers in the
1980's using a type of undocumented code to communicate to
their programming peers. I was there, and we did. Like inmates leave
messages in the books of the prison library, like kidnappers leave messages
in the personals, programmers would leave messages in the code of
programs. Other programmers, considered "elite", would
surely understand this ad-hoc code.
Leet's
substitution of computer keys for english letters uses phoenetics.
Hate becomes H8, late is L8, no big deal, it's like vanity plates.
Leet
is still used as code and peers will use it to communicate to
their peers. Other elites.
Winning
over an adversary can be called "owning" the day. The winner
"owns" the looser is "owned". Add leet and you have
"pwn3d". Simple enough when you know. If you don't know, there
are websites with translators to crack the code. http://www.noslang.com is one and it
says there are 25 "leets" every parent should know.
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ASL(R P)
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Age Sex Location (Race / Picture)
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BF / GF
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Boyfriend / Girlfriend
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BRB
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Be Right Back
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CD9
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Code 9 - means parents are around
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GNOC
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Get Naked on Cam (webcam)
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GTG
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Got to Go
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IDK
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I don't know
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(L)MIRL
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(Lets) meet in real life
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LOL
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Laugh Out Loud
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MorF
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Male or Female
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MOS
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Mom Over Shoulder
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NIFOC
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Naked in Front of Computer
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Noob
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Newbie - often an insult to somebody who doesn't know
much about something.
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NMU
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Not much, you?
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P911
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Parent Emergency
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PAW
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Parents are Watching
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PIR
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Parent In Room
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POS
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Parent Over Shoulder
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PRON
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Porn
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PRW
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Parents Are Watching
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S2R
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Send To Recieve (pictures)
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TDTM
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Talk Dirty To Me
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Warez
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Pirated Software
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W/E
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Whatever
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WTF
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Means the same as always..
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Legend has it some modern
day Romeo and Juliette used <3 to say "I love you". It started
with 1 letter in I, 4 letters in love, and 3 letters in you being typed 143
and morphed into <3. The modern day Romeo and Juliette also have a leet
way to express their love in the physical sense. The expression of physical
love communicated via text messaging is called
"sexting". Here's a few of those so you can sext your
BF/GF.
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8
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Oral Sex
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143
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I Love You
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cu46
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See You For Sex
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DUM
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Do You Masturbate?
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GNOC
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Get Naked On Cam
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GYPO
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Get Your Pants Off
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GNRN
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Get Naked right Now
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FMH
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F*** Me Harder
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IWS
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I Want Sex
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IIT
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Is It Tight?
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Q2C
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Quick To Come
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RUH
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Are You Horny?
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TDTM
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Talk Dirty To Me
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S2R
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Send To Receive
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NIFOC
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Naked In Front Of Computer
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SorG
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Straight Or Gay?
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JO
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Jerk Off
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YWS
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You Want Sex
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WYCM
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Will You Call Me
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On second thought, don't.
Your BF (Husband) / GF (Wife) might ask someone in the office what
something means, and they might actually know, and OMG! LOL.
With all this GNOC,
GYPO and S2R going on I'd like to point out that a 16 year
old with a naughty picture on their cell phone sent to them by another 16
year old is in possesion of Child Pornography. Child Pornography is
considered Obscene Matter. If it goes from cell phone to Facebook it is
being distributed, and Distribution of Obscene Matter is on the RICO
list. Bye-bye house and cars.
Sext if you want to,
GNOC, that's your call, and that's Cocktail Talk.
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